Monday, April 8, 2013
Symbolic Recipe
2 c. wittiness
3 dashes of intelligence
1 c. awkwardness, and not in the cutesy way
2 c. anxiety
2 T. self-deprecating humor
1 tsp. effervescence
1 c. insight
A sprinkle of eloquence
A hint of bitingly mean remarks, which I always accidentally add too much of
1 c. introvertedness
1 c. extravertedness
1 ½ c. imagination
In a pasty-white bowl, combine wittiness, intelligence, and the capability to be bitingly mean together. Blend until mixture creates one you want to roll your eyes at. Let sit for a few hours, until the mixture is comfortable around you. Add in awkwardness, anxiety, introvertedness, and self-deprecating humor to make the mixture incapable of functioning like a normal mixture.
When the combined ingredients have blended thoroughly, add a sprinkle of eloquence, insight, effervescence, and extravertedness just to throw people off. Spread thinly on a cookie sheet, because this mixture has to half-ass a lot of things.
Top with imagination and serve.
Yields a 5’6”, sarcastic but awkward, yellow-haired waffle lover.
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